I used to get bored a lot when I was a bit younger. You know, when you are used to going out, drinking and doing all sorts of stupid things, you easily get bored once you're alone at home and don't know what to do with your time.
And you need to do something, because if you don't, you will start thinking, and if you think... well, you might realize what a useless piece of shit you actually are, and nobody wants that.
So, when I was bored I was still getting all sorts of stupid ideas. I almost never did any of that, but it was an idea, it still counts for something.
One night I was so bored that I was calling everyone to come and hang out with me. But nobody could, so I had one option - to call my girlfriend. Now, I knew that she will never come so late in the night just because I am bored, so I told her that we need to talk about something really important.
Few hours later, she came over looking prepared for that big conversation that I mentioned when we talked.
"You said that you have to tell me something. I came here, so tell me." - she said
"Now, it's not that easy, really. This is something I have to be strong for."
"Alright, take your time; we have whole night to talk."
"We do, but you have to understand, I never told this to anyone. Not even to my best friend..."
"Well, you know that I am always here for you. You can tell me everything."
"I know that I can, but I am afraid that you might never understand that."
"Now, I can't promise that I will understand, but I promise that I will listen. So please, feel free to tell me."
"I don't even know how to start, I kept this as a secret for so long that I don't know how to tell you..."
"Well, I know that feeling, but you can tell me everything, I am here for you."
"I am so afraid... I never thought that I will tell anyone my biggest secret."
"It's alright, please tell me."
"I am Batman!"
And so, she never answered me. She took her stuff and left my place. I was sitting alone in my room again and I was laughing for hours. I still can’t believe that she really thought that I have a big secret to tell her.