There's a million stories from my school days, but there is only one that I, for some reason, like to share. Others make me feel ashamed, cause they’re funny to other people, but for me they are just painful memories. But back in the days I used to do a lot of crazy stuff with my mates and we were somehow getting into trouble all the time.

 

I was never going to classes too much. It was easier to stay outside with my friends and talk about the same things over and over again. It was all about…

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I love music festivals. I usually get quite drunk and next day I wake up full of regret. Few years ago, me and my friend were going to some smaller punk rock festival, it’s in some small town and we always loved to go there. We took a train and we started drinking early in the morning.

 

When we came there it was fantastic, I never saw more alcohol in my whole life. We were already quite drunk, but there was beer coming from everywhere. I was mixing some cheap wine with beer and whiskey,…

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Now, I don't know anything about cars. I never wanted to have one as I drink a lot and there is no way that someone would convince me not to drive when I'm drunk. I would probably kill someone and go to jail, and let me tell you something, I really don’t wanna go to jail. However, I always loved to drive around with one of my friends. He is really nervous and he is quite a bad driver.

 

So, me and my best friend, we loved to drive with that guy, and he hated us. We were making fun of him and…

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Finding a girlfriend is an easy part, most of the girls are quite pretty and they are quite interesting at first. But my best friend always struggled to have a normal relationship. All of his girlfriends were somehow crazy, they yelled at him a lot and some of them were quite evil too. I mean, I told him a lot of times not to be in relationship with the girls from art school, that they are all crazy and they have always broke my heart. Sadly, he had to learn that on his own.

 

But once he had…

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Away days are always fun, and my friend, he had a luck that his club owners were paying the bus for all the away fans. It's a smaller club, so not a lot of people are going to away games, but those that are going are all quite insane.

 

In the beginning they were acting normal, they were traveling for free so they knew to respect that. However, after a little bit of time, they started doing all sorts of crazy things. They were always drunk and used to get naked on the bus. They stopped the…

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Two of my friends and I, we had a rough period not so long ago. Our hearts were broken as we all broke up with our girlfriends. Somehow, every single one of them was going to art school, and because of that, we started our new philosophy. At first, it was just a few rules, it was forbidden for us to date any girl from art school and even to hang out with those people.

 

After our brains fell apart, and we couldn’t live without alcohol, we started blaming people from art school for all our…

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Well, I guess that it's a normal thing for every man to have that one mate that never liked football. Since my best friend was always a loser (like all of us, but he thought he was cool), he never watched football because he was more into death metal and super heroes. Now, it is okay not to watch something that you don’t find interesting, but he used to make himself an idiot when he tries to talk about football.

 

“Yeah, if you ask me, best players in the world are Ronaldinho, David Beckham…

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When someone tells me his business plan, I don’t look at him as a person that knows shit about business. Cause in my neighborhood business is not fancy suits, expensive cars and lots of money, it’s just a bunch of useless ideas that will never make you money, things that Trotters will probably do. For example, few guys made a business out of a simple idea like beating the shit out of somebody’s teacher. So if you don’t like your grades, you know where to come! It’s simple as that.

 

Well, in…

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Drinking with my friends can, in theory, be dangerous sometimes. We can do all sorts of bad stuff for no particular reason. For example, my little brother smashed his head with a broken bottle a few days ago. Nobody knew why he did it, but sometimes things just get ugly and violent. And you regret it tomorrow morning, but when the night comes, you’ll do something crazy again. That’s the way things are going around here.

 

Now, sometimes, when nothing bad is happening, you can see something…

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Me and my friends, we are doing some things that nobody can expect from a person to do. We behave badly quite a lot and sometimes people are not prepared for that. I don’t know why it is that way, but I don’t think that anyone should be ashamed to talk about everything in front of the people they don’t know.

 

So, one day we took a cab to take us from my house to the other side of town. We don’t do that quite often because we like to walk and we hate spending money on things that we cannot…

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